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What If The Fools Of Elonia Live In Chelm
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Does This Mean You’re Moving Home?
Someone read something I wrote and asked, Does This Mean You're Moving Home? I stared at it for a few minutes and scratched my …
They Call Me Josh, The Taurus
I can't remember anymore if some things happened in a dream or if they happened in real life and maybe it doesn't matter. In my …
Don’t Waste Time You Can’t Get Back
I spent some time hanging out with Eyal Golan today trying to pull out the full memory of a moment that took place a thousand …
Are You Dying?
The news rolls in and I read about a friend who just rang the bell having beaten breast cancer again followed by an email about a …
The IV & The Echocardiogram
The tech told me to take off my shirt and lie on my left side. I didn't ask her what would happen if I fell down and if she …
Tell Me About Your Medical History…
My PCP said he thought it would be smart to visit a cardiologist based upon my blood work and age. "It's preventative, better to …
It’s Time To Call Your Cardiologist
I pictured Captain Kirk giving the time and date, "Star date, May 6, 2024. We're in our doc's office for our annual physical when …
How To Wrap A Shmata Around You
Non Jewish associate asks me if I know how to wrap a shmata around me and I nod my head in affirmation. "Yes sir, I know exactly …