When The Fools Of Elonia Attack

I wasn’t trying to troll the little man who got upset about What If The Fools Of Elonia Live In Chelm but I managed to do so.

Maybe it is because I forgot Trump supporters are the whiniest and most insecure people you’re likely to meet. They, like their cult leader Tiny Hands McThinskin can’t handle criticism.

Can’t say if it is because they live in lollipop land and have given up their ability to use facts, critical reasoning and logic or if there is some other deep seated psychosis.

But I do know if you have to call yourself cool, patriotic or an alpha male you are none of those things. Maybe it is their awareness of their shortcomings and mentally unstable position that create this.

Maybe they don’t like that some Clevelanders are madly in love with me and that I can write a coherent insult in less than the 75 words they use.

Probably some of column A and column B alongside their Trump Derangement syndrome. Yeah, they know TDS is listed in the DSM IV as a disease. It is part of why they fight science and education because they prefer to be left untreated.

Anyhoo, when they are not camping out for hours to see if I have updated the blog, deleted their comments or given them meat to feast upon they tell me that it is ridiculous to conduct an audit with accountants.

“Josh, you Beta Male. Everyone knows you use 20 something year-old engineers and that you don’t show anyone the line items in the budget that prove waste. We’re not just rubes, we’re delusional and prefer others not to use reality or facts.”

Don’t Feed The Trolls

Internet experts say you ought to avoid feeding the trolls. Starve them of attention and they’ll get bored.

It’s good advice, but I march to the beat of my own drummer and he has no rhythm.

My current troll spent so much time checking and rechecking this place I don’t know if they have a life outside of trying to determine if I am as bothered as they are by a post I wrote in less than 30 minutes.

Reminds me of the time I ran into an ex and her date at the movie theater. The guy had a 11 inch neck, beady eyes and no ass so his jeans barely hung onto his waist.

As I was leaving the joint he tried hard to stare me down. I snorted because a man who can be blown away by an errant fart isn’t particularly intimidating.

That reminds me of my troll, he is like that errant fart. You know something stinks but aren’t sure if the dog crapped on the floor or if someone opened up a box of rotten eggs.

Don’t read about the eggs or you’ll remember during 45’s first administration he couldn’t keep toilet paper on the shelves and this time it is eggs.

Good old eggs that used to be around $3 bucks a dozen but are selling for closer to $10 now.

But don’t you worry he promised to fix that just as soon as he stops making proclamations in which he takes on the serious task of paper straws or trying to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico.

Let’s not forget he also has the honor of telling the treasury to stop making pennies which surely will help with egg prices right.

Or maybe I am getting confused with having helped Elonia cancel programs that provide cancer research and organizations that help provide people with warnings of impending hurricanes.

Can’t imagine the people in Florida need any warnings about the weather, they know science is a scam and that they can use chicken wings and gator bones to figure out what is coming. It is an old Voodoo trick the Cajuns use in Louisiana.

But then again maybe they don’t want that news to get out because the Christian nationalists will think it is witchcraft and that would be bad because they consider that satanic.

Oh hell, what do I know about anything, dear leader said that if Hamas didn’t release the hostages by the time he was in office all hell would break loose.

Well it is February 10th and there are still almost 80 hostages in captivity so that is another promise he failed to come through on, goes with many others like lowering the price of eggs, ending the war in Ukraine etc.

But he did suggest that he has big plans for creating a Dump Tower in Gaza after he forces everyone to leave.

It 40 years since I was last in Gaza, but I remember pretty beaches so who can blame him for wanting to build a new Dump Tower, especially if he can charge US taxpayers to do so.

He is good at spending our money. The first sitting president to go to the Superbowl spent somewhere between $15-18 million to leave the game early.

Can’t say if it was because he was booed or he picked the team that lost badly demonstrating he lacks judgement in multiple areas.

Is it five kids through three different wives? Or was it three different Secretaries of Defense, two different AGs and three different Secretaries of State.

Who can remember, he only has the best people until they show they have a mind of their own and suddenly they become stupid.

Don’t believe me? Just ask him and he’ll tell you about all of the “best people he hired” and then fired when they became “stupid people.”

He worked on honing that keen judge of character and picked people for this term who think integrity is something you run from them like the clap.

A Question Of Values

My troll, a man in dire need of a blow job that he didn’t have to pay for thinks it is terrible that I have cut people out of my life because our values don’t align.

He thinks he has insulted me by suggesting I gave up on people who follow a man who thinks love and compassion are for suckers.

He thinks he has insulted me by suggesting I gave up on people who think it is ok for Tiny Hands McThinskin to attack and belittle a member of the clergy who asked him to be kind.

He thinks he has insulted me by suggesting I gave up on people who think it is ok to fire the people who protect consumers, who try to make air travel safer and work in public health.

I am ok with that because it is a question of values. I wouldn’t be friends with the guy who walks people to the gas chambers because he is friendly towards them.

I wouldn’t be friends with the person celebrates stealing personal data for his own gain.

I don’t lose any sleep over any of it.

There are a small handful of people who I am not in touch with now that I would like to be. Several of them are dead so that is not changing and the others, well maybe those relationships are dead or on hold.

Time will tell but they aren’t broken because I think the other person is selfish, lacks integrity and hates democracy.

Congratulations troll, you got a post in which you were heavily featured. Took about 27 minutes to put this together which is probably how long it takes you to tie your velcro shoes.

If you really want to earn my admiration my little frier you’ll ask your mohel to send you the left over snips and clips from the next couple of brisses he does so you can glue them on and feel more manly. 😉