Those of you who know me in real life won’t be surprised to learn that the dog in my hands weighs more than 150 pounds. That’s what happens when you are almost seven feet tall and your hands are the size of a baseball glove. Johnny Cochran would have loved me,  because “if the glove [...]

In Los Angeles you don’t find empty parking lots on Sunday afternoons, but Texas is a different world so it happens here. Unfortunately not everyone understands that a million empty spaces isn’t license to act like a jerk. I put the football over their license plate to give them some privacy and added the star [...]

There is a store here in Texas called Specs that was recommended to me as a good place to find higher end liquor and groceries. So being a lad with a curious nature I figured it was worth paying a visit. I spent some time wandering up and down the aisles and came across a [...]